Coach Peyton, Reanimated For Wednesday Addams

I’ve taken an unsuspecting Coach Peyton satchel and subjected it to an experiment worthy of Frankenstein. The result? A bag even Thing would tiptoe toward.

Black patent trim frames a checkered body—now cloaked in patches, charms, and pins from the hallowed halls of Nevermore.

A tiny strip of bee adorned ribbon lines the outside pocket, because hummers always stick together.

A striped satin bow sits defiantly, studded and sharp—like a perfectly tied noose. It's permanently affixed to the bag with a rivet through it's heart.

Wednesday herself lurks at the side, accompanied by her constant companion Thing. Genuine Funko Pop Vinyls because if you're going to do kitsch...do it right.

Inside, it still functions as a normal bag, though I can’t guarantee it won’t bite.

Perfect for carrying your secrets, poisons, or simply your wallet.

Not for the faint of heart. Or anyone who prefers sunshine.